douglas transferring to hogwarts from beauxbatons (which was a lot more posh) for being caught dabbling in trading class-b non-tradeable magical plants which he stole from the fancy gardens
herc coming over to hogwarts from beauxbatons for the triwizard tournament and seeing slytherin douglas hanging around with the little red-haired hufflepuff and laughing because martin has a prefect’s badge and douglas doesn’t
gryffindor head girl carolyn is the only one of them who’s old enough to enter the tournament (douglas is in sixth year, martin and arthur in fifth), and becoming school champion and having to rescue HERC from the bottom of the lake for the second task, and glowering about it and when she drags him up to the surface her face is like thunder and she pushes him out of the water and snaps ‘SHUT UP’
important otp thing to consider: who rocks the ferris wheel seat
even more important: which one is terrified and crying and clinging to the other to try and get them to stop
i hear someone wanted some aus:
- both wearing the exact same outfit on the metro au
- two separate robbers breaking into the same house au
- one is too short to reach a can of soup at the supermarket au
- their dogs start uncontrollably barking at each other in the quiet vets office au
- one accidentally punched the other in the face while gesturing wildly au
- one breaking into the others house accidentally when drunk au
- they had the same friends for multiple years but somehow never met until some birthday party au
- 2 elite spies hired to stalk each other at the same time au
This article from Vulture can explain things better than me.
I’m posting the “important” part, in case you don’t want to read everything:
Then a woman got up to the mic and declared, “Benedict, I actually think you’re quite yummy.” Everyone laughed. So she repeated herself. “You really are quite yummy.”
"When is the question coming?" Toronto Film Festival director Cameron Bailey interjected. The woman said she had two really important questions, both for Cumberbatch, of course. One was what part of the role of WWII hero codebreaker Alan Turing did he identify with most. And the second very important question, keeping with the theme of the film, which "is that it’s okay to be a little bit different… Would I be able to feast on your yumminess?"
Keira Knightley slapped Cumberbatch’s leg she was laughing so hard, then turned toward him, exaggeratedly anticipating his answer.
Cumberbatch, beet red, composed himself. "I’ll answer the first part of your question, which is… Christ. Sorry, I’m taken. I did not go into this Q&A about a gay icon who killed himself at 41 thinking I’d have to answer questions from someone who wants to taste my deliciousness.”
I LOVED his answer btw like really I didn’t think I could love this man more than I already do, bUT DAT ANSWER GUYS
(We don’t know though if he’s really taken, if it was just an excuse or if he meant to say “i’m taken aback”)
If you think this sort of behaviour is okay, I want absolutely nothing to do with you, full stop.